BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!
/showme Burning Down the House
Who wants melted wax on their cake? Just… no candles at all, please.
@haydesigner Or people spitting on the cake you might want to eat? Yeah, pass.
@brainmist @haydesigner you pay extra for that some places.
The super skinny ones
No one will forget a road flare /showme a road flare on top of a birthday cake
The ones that play music and bloom after you light them
The fireworks sparkler ones.
Whichever one is going to make the kid light up/take a good picture? Faceplanting into the cake… I didn’t say they had to succeed
The basic skinny ones
Isn’t it time we stop body-shaming candles?
The used ones from last year that only burned for like 15 seconds.
@medz Yes.
@Kyeh @medz oh you mean grandma birthday candles!
I’m not gonna lie. Those were good
No candles, for sanitary reasons.
@kittykat9180 Um, what are you doing with your candles?
@macromeh https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/06/09/birthday-candles-blowing-germs-spread-orig-ag-lbb-.cnn
/showme the Olympic torch on top of a birthday cake
@llangley Well and truly “lit”!
The numbers ones are weird because by the time double digits roll around, you’ve got some melting going on.
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!
/showme Burning Down the House
Who wants melted wax on their cake? Just… no candles at all, please.
@haydesigner Or people spitting on the cake you might want to eat? Yeah, pass.
@brainmist @haydesigner you pay extra for that some places.
The super skinny ones
No one will forget a road flare
/showme a road flare on top of a birthday cake
The ones that play music and bloom after you light them
The fireworks sparkler ones.
Whichever one is going to make the kid light up/take a good picture? Faceplanting into the cake… I didn’t say they had to succeed
Isn’t it time we stop body-shaming candles?
The used ones from last year that only burned for like 15 seconds.
@medz Yes.
@Kyeh @medz oh you mean grandma birthday candles!
I’m not gonna lie. Those were good
No candles, for sanitary reasons.
@kittykat9180 Um, what are you doing with your candles?
@macromeh
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/06/09/birthday-candles-blowing-germs-spread-orig-ag-lbb-.cnn
/showme the Olympic torch on top of a birthday cake
@llangley Well and truly “lit”!
The numbers ones are weird because by the time double digits roll around, you’ve got some melting going on.